December 2011
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At midnight...
…on New Year’s eve it will be 2012, which means that I didn’t get laid at all in 2011. FML
Dec 31st
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What I've Learned in 2011:
 ”Grizzum” is bear cum I am Dragonborn Colorado is beautiful I AM the “friend zone” Ghosts are just old farts I have a vagina Mules are donkeys Sasquatch is real Wolves are fucking HUGE I’m a vegetarian Spiders are fucking scary I married a zombie She ate my brainZ I could be a lesbian Mark Zuckerberg is a bitch Tumblr kicks ass Getting married is...
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Remember, remember the 5th of November...
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Dec 30th
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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
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hunterleemoore asked: hey listened to yer song crank that country boy just wanted to let ya know its great
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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I really really really really really really really...
………would like more followers! I know I’m fucking retarded, but Hey! That’s more the reason to follow me! Fucking dweebs….
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Is.....
Conjuring up a list of shit that I learned in 2011. Yes, I’m a Mage specializing in the conjuration of lists! Stay tuned
Dec 29th
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I'm on a.....
Plane muthafucka and don’t ya evahh fuhget! I’m on a plane and… It’s insane, man! 6 miles in the sky and I really dk… I mean…. It’s kinda cool.?
Dec 28th
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rayzenz-deactivated20111229 asked: I think that falls under the 'mutual agreement' category.
Dec 28th
rayzenz-deactivated20111229 asked: Yes, it's required of me or else my brother will disown me. It's a little bonding thing that we have. Started with Morrowind and spun off from there.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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It's 6 am....
And I’m sitting in the airport terminal. Whoopity doo! I slept for (maybe) 2 hours. I feel GRATE! xD
Dec 28th
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rayzenz-deactivated20111229 asked: So basically you're saying to come even remotely close to the level of awesome you are, I have to get incepted into Skyrim? Challenge accepted.
Dec 28th
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Me gusta la..........
PIZZA! Ya damn right I took Mexican class..
Dec 28th
rayzenz-deactivated20111229 asked: Jesus Christ. I feel like an unskilled peasant in your light!
Dec 28th
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rayzenz-deactivated20111229 asked: Well put, my friend. What a marvelous observation!
Dec 28th
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Real talk..
If most girls thought I was as awesome as people on Tumblr do I would get sooo much poon! Idgaf honestly bc I know I’m awesome as fuck and bitches always be hatin! FB/GM
Dec 28th
rayzenz-deactivated20111229 asked: Raingel - at it again. Can't really say I have or had some sort of inability to scratch my vagina (ever), but totally understand what your saying. lol
Dec 28th
rayzenz-deactivated20111229 asked: hahaha that lesbian comment was the funniest shit I heard all day!
Dec 28th
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In 6 Hours....
I will be leaving on a jet plane. I do not know when I will be back again. It’s been fun, Colorado, but I must return to Tennessee in order to fulfill my duties of somewhat being an adult. Which entails me going back to my house, loving my dog, and selling porn and dildos in order to provide for my dog and I. Man, my life is fucked..
Dec 28th
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I Like...
Big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers cannot deny When a girl walks in with a little bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get SPRUNG!
Dec 28th
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Green Tea
Should say “Magic” in the ingredients. Or possibly be called “Magical Green Drink.” Or maybe “Green Drank.” Yes…… “Green Drank”…..
Dec 28th
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Real Talk....
How much wood can a woodchuck actually chuck?
Dec 28th
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Have you ever.....
Blown your nose so vigorously that a little dribble of brain matter comes out? Well….. THAT JUST HAPPENED!
Dec 28th
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If I was a girl....
I would be such a lesbian! Not a bull-dyke lesbian though… A pretty one that’s all sophisticated and shit.
Dec 28th
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